(aka There's Nothing Here)

Damn.

The page you were looking for couldn't be found, or your search query was bonkers crazy. That could be for a number of reasons, but most likely it's due to a faulty link. Or maybe I fucked up, although I really don't want to believe that. Nope, that can't be it, let's all just settle on that and move on, shall we?

So what now? Well, you've got options, buddy. Plenty of them actually.

You could...

• Go to the front page and take it from there.
• Head down to ye olde Blog and see if there's something nice to read for you there.
• Read more about me, in case you have no idea why you came here.
• Go buy one of my books. Pretty please?

Or you could search for whatever it was you were looking for, using the form below.

That's it, I think. Yeah. Sorry for the mess, because you know what, things might actually be my fault, in which case you're shit out of luck you could tell me by tweeting to @tdh so that I can eradicate this embarrassment of a mistake.